What are they going to think at the census office?

Where is that white male? Oh, is this him—10 miles away renting that house? What does this mean? Will we have to gerrymander the county? At least the white female followed our instructions and mailed the information we wanted (who was living in the home on April 1, 2010) “today” as it said on the form she read on March 16, 2010.

Is this a trend in our American culture? Will over-65 white males be leaving their white females in households without any persons of the Chamorro race? After the “equitable” distribution, will they have no mercy, their mass exodus even causing a decrease in congressional representation for their ex-wives?

The 1790 Census asked how many free white males age 16 and older were living at the residence. I don’t think you’d be able to check that box before April 1, but it won’t be long!