Should you post when you’re feeling totally sorry for yourself? I am out to express all the aspects of the divorce process, but if I write that everything is hopeless no one will believe me. So, what should I do? Write about cornflakes?

Cornflakes are like Life. They have no flavor. On a good day they taste like the box.

Let me start again…

Cornflakes. A crunchy breakfast treat? Shit, they drown in the milk before you can even get your spoon out of the drawer.

One more time…

Hell, this is dishonest, too. I don’t even eat cornflakes.