This is to the people at work:

I am so sick of you apologizing to me for using paper. Yes, I try to do things digitally and help others to do so. You look like you are on this planet, too. It seems that your family and their children may also be inhabitants. You are not doing me a favor when you are earth-friendly. You are taking responsibility.

I’m leaving carbon footprints around town my damn self. We all do. When you do it’s your responsibility. When you don’t it’s your responsibility.

Who are we doing this all for? Al Gore?

Grow the f**k up.