Watson won again tonight. You didn’t even shake his avatar. You make fun of his wagers just because they don’t end in “0”. You don’t ask him if he collects jade elephants or anything. You don’t ask him to recount any amusing stories about pets or marriage proposals.

Well, I’ve been pulling for him the whole time, and he’s kickin’ ass! And I can tell by the heavy activity of those lines circling around his avatar that he wants to kick yours.