The birthdays of people who look our age but are only ¼ of our age even though they don’t have Progeria.

A day to ask a man to marry you if you’re an idiot* a woman.

My last day of work.

The last day of Februany, even though “any” doesn’t include the roast beef.

My last day of work in a big font.

*That was very inappropriate because all relationships are different.