What does this remind me of? Oh yeah, the Genesis song Get ‘Em Out by Friday:

(Lyrics link:

My paraphrase:

 It’s said now that mortgage lending is tight,

there’ll be twice as many families in the same building site.

While I’ll be doing some extreme downsizing when I move to a senior community after my NC home sells, I don’t mind; I see it more as pruning than purging. But the NYC thing seems a little extreme. Let me paraphrase the song again:

 It is my sad duty to inform you of a four box restriction on humanoid memories.

I guess people can just take pictures of anything precious and save to disc. Oh, and remember to turn the burner off of the desk/stove well before they put a laptop on it.